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| Mallory & McCall: Musical Entertainers! Pirate, Irish, Civil War, Wild West, Victorian, Gay 90s, Dickens, Holiday & lots more! Music, Costumes, Whimsey, Humor, History and loads of fun! PARTIES! FESTIVALS! CORPORATE EVENTS! CLUBS! CONCERTS! |
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| NEWS FLASH: Queen Victoria and her singing Equerry are back! Once more, after an absence of many years, starting with a special event for the Pasadena Playhouse, Janna is portraying Her Royal Majesty. So, if you are hoping to be knighted or make a friend a Dame, plus hear some songs enjoyed by Her Majesty, this is a unique opportunity. In honor of the late Prince Albert, who helped teach her singing while he played his organ, the Queen will pump her own organ while her Equerry sings. Give the castle a ring (323-733-7241) for more information. Click on the image of Her Majesty to see one of her current photographs, taken by her Equerry himself! |
| Hi! This is to introduce you to what is designed to be a fun, helpful and informative website based on the adventures of Mallory & McCall (she's Janna McCall, he's Mallory), vintage costumed musical entertainers in the Irish, Pirate, Civil War, Wild West, Victorian, Gay '90s, Holiday, Dickens and loads of other fun and inventive historic and imaginative veins. In addition to who we are and what we do, you will find pages here with all kinds of things to enjoy. From vintage art to new works, from poetry to humorous lyrics, from fanstasy to horror--there's a bit of a lot of things to explore. Our site is an omnium-gatherum of things that we like and hope you will, too. |
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| MEET THE HOME PAGE GOONIES! These Albatrosses have volunteered to see that you always get back to the Mallory & McCall HOME PAGE, no matter how far into the wilds of the site you venture. Just CLICK on them and you're back! |
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| Mallory & McCall perform mostly in the Southern California/Greater Los Angeles area at Sea and Tall Ships Festivals, Renaissance, Pirate, Irish, Fantasy and historical gatherings, movie premieres and promotions, private parties from birthdays to banquets, receptions, teas, ice cream socials, pubs, cocktail parties, concerts, weddings, arts and crafts fairs, retirement communities and homes, schools--just about everywhere entertainment can be found. See us at the Holidays: Christmas, Fourth of July, Easter Parade, Hallowe'en, President's Day--you name it. If you are planning an event, we provide music in the garbed characters you need. We have appeared in all sorts of guises, musical and otherwise. Hopefully, theses pages will give you an idea of who we are and what we do, and entertain you as well. This site is evolving. Now, you can click on, say, "Pirates" (or a Pirate Logo) and see photos of dastardly pirate music singing buccaneers, read our bios, hear our music (via a link) and get free sheet music and lyrics for our songs. We have made it as easy as we could by including links both as text and via thumbnails throughout the site. Just CLICK and ye shall find! We've had fun stiring up what has become a Mulligan Stew using what's available in Page Builder, the program offered by our web host. There are bits and pieces remaining from the very first attempts we made just to get online. And then there's what you are seeing now (which still looks a lot like the first attempts--oh well!). At least we're here! NEW: We are offering a showcase on these pages for artists, poets, cartoonists, lyricists, songwriters (in leadsheet format) and other creative folk who would like to present their work in a new format. You can share your talents and maybe (we have no contacts, but who knows who reads this) you might get a whopping comission ;>}' At least you'll delight people with your work. If you would like a page on our site featurning your creations, email us. As for M&Mc, be sure to check out our NEW BOOK AND CDs! The book, And Then We Wrote...and Re-Wrote... is available now. A Preview of Coming Attractions of the CDs, is also on sale. The CD of the same name is in the works-- as well as KINGS OF THE SEA, our all Pirate album--but a ROUGH DRAFT SAMPLER CD consisting of six fun songs (almost a half hour of music--just like the old LPs) is out and ready for you to make it your own. As very few are being "burned," it's sure to be a collector's item you can't pass up. Only $10 and we pay the shipping. See more under "Books and CDs." And Then We Wrote...and Re-Wrote...,The Book, is now on sale for a limited (how limited, even we don't know) time. at an introductory price of only $15, plus shipping. It's a $19.95 value. In it you'll find all sorts of things we have written and/or adapted, including songs of Pirates, Werewolves, Mummies, Ren-fairies, Spacemen and women, sorcery, more Pirates, and all sorts of other droll, eclectic folks. It is an ideal source of unique material for the Musical Entertainer, but non-musical folks will enjoy it as well for its 40 years of images, poems by Mallory and loads of off-the-wall commentary. Read all about it under BOOKS. You won't find another book like it unless we write a sequel! So go ahead--CLICK ON SOMETHING! Most of the buttons, titles, pictures and thumbnails actually work! And as you explore, you'll find some surprises, like vintage sheet music covers, fantasy art and loads of photos from past and present. |
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| Have Mallory & McCall Perform at your next event! Click on the words or images that most intrigue you and discover how we can make your occasion even more special. |
| As well as being a source of information about us and what we offer, M & Mc's site is a place to find things of interest from art, music, poetry, photography, vintage ephemera and more: An Ominium- Gatherium of things that intrigue us and hope will fascinate you. Take some time and browse about with the ever-present CLICK! |
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| EVERYBODY'S SPACE! Come join the flashing ad banners, bally-hoo and screaming happy faces and visit our MySpace sites! It's a huge circus featuring of all sorts of folk presenting themselves, their art, music, joys and woes and, of course, love lives to millions of others. We set up our "Band Sites" to have a place to post some of the rough drafts of our soon-to-be-released albums and got caught up in the carnival. At first, we put it down, but it is really quite an intriguing adventure. You can hear our music, get more biographical material and meet our popourri of "friends." Even Einstein is our friend, not to mention Johnny Depp (the real one), Buster Keaton and, of course, Harpo Marx. And several pirate kitties. For some reason, pirate kitties seem to want to be our friends. And hot young buccaneer ladies. Ah, brave new world! Find us at: www.MySpace.com/SkeletonCrewPirateBand or www.MySpace.com/MalloryMcCall or check out our special page celebrating our erstwile radio show at www.MySpace.com/JanusCompanyRadioTheatre. Have fun! JUST POSTED TO CELEBRATE THE NEW CD: www.MySpace.com/KingsoftheSea You can be our friend if you ask! If anybody questions, tell us we sent you. |
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| BUY SOMETHING! CENTRAL Mallory & McCall, The Skeleton Crew Pirate Band, Janus Company Music, MUNG Publications, Dennis Gilmore, Mel Bay and other creative people have things you will want, no doubt of it. BUY SOMETHING! CENTRAL is under construction, but check out the links adjoining this box. It's so easy, and now for our items we take PayPal! |
| Available NOW! OUR ALL-PIRATE CD KINGS OF THE SEA |
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CLICK on the Album Cover for info on our "All-Pirate" CD, Kings of the Sea, Get Your Copy NOW!t Or click on the special Pay Pal button to the left. CDs are $15 each, postage paid. |
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| EXPLORE OUR SITE! |
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| NEW! PiRATE PRiMiTiVE Neckpieces and Dangles inspired by the Golden Age of the Caribbean Pirates. Crafted by M&Mc. |
| PiRATE PRiMiTiVE Pirate Inspired Wearables Featuring hand tied Monkey's Fist knots and bright shiny (and not so shiny) beads. CLICK on picture for more! Crafted by M&Mc |
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