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| Ahoy Mates! We bid ye Welcome to the Good Ship PiRATE PRiMiTiVE HERE IS THE FYNE PRINT, WITHOUT WHICH NO PROPER PIRATE TRANSACTION WOULD BE COMPLETE: Shipping is $4.00, no matter how many items you order, so get ready for the upcoming maraudin' season now. First come, first served. If the piece you want is already spoken for, we will refund your money (sob). Items for sale in other places, like at faires or on other sites are not sold through this web site. Lacking, as we are, in organization, you'll have to figure out your costs before you go to PayPal. Since everything is one of a kind, making up "shopping carts" and the like is not practical, even if we knew how to do it! So, simply 1. add up your total. 2. add $4 for shipping no matter how many items you order and 3. send the result (don't forget to specify the item numbers) to our PayPal link. Or you can E-mail us with your order and we will give you mailing directions for your check. Either way, when we receive an order, we will mark it sold. Many times we have only a limited idea as to what the various materials we purchase are made from, so no guarantees are given. When our supplier lists what and where they come from, we will include that in the listing. But sellers (to us, not from us) are not always correct. See the bottom of the Pirate Primitive Home Page for details. Some of these items sell for little more than we paid for the materials, let alone for the time involved creating the pieces. So, why, then, don't we charge more? WE NEED THE MONEY!!! Our ship sank and we're paddlin' just as hard as we can to stay in one place. Thanks for Looking, Jan & Mallory *As some of our long-time customers and friends may know, for a while we have been fighting some nasty health problems and this has made things a bit difficult--not to mention that our house was swindled out from under us. Making matters worse, Yahoo, unfortunately, does not support older versions of some of its software. This website was created with a program that is difficult to work with and incompatible with their other website-building programs. So, rather than completely redoing the first 200 pages, and losing all the time and effort we had already invested, we decided to continue with the software "that brung us." Copyright (c) 2012 Mallory & McCall Inc. |
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