| INTRODUCING PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS It's like Shore Leave even on the High Seas for your Ship's Feline mates! BUTCH, AKA BUTCHER BO'SUN, THE KARIBBEAN KITTY (at right), is one of the first testers of the super-bewhiskered catnip-graced Cat Enchanters. Fortunately, the Captain didn't get a photo of Butch chasing Mac who was helping the pose by wiggling his creation. Ya see, Amadeus, of the good ship Marooned, caught one first and helped to inspire our newest product. To help your pirate puss get a paw on this new PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS creation, now handcrafted by the Captain Himself, you need only to shove a wee bit o' booty in our direction. Your cat will be ecstatic when you do! Fancy, bewhiskered versions hand made with a tarred Monkey's fist and cord for batting are only $12 for the regular size (2 to 2 1/2 feet fully extended) or $13 for extra long (3 to 4 feet plus). Specify with or without Catnip. All come with a "noose" at the top for adjustment, or for wearing around the neck (your's not the kitty's!). Besides, there is already a small bone skull that the Captain has affixed in the noose loop. Special orders for braided or extra-fancy models are welcome. Most feature red and light wood beads (it has been said that cats can only distinguish the color red). If your puss sees the world differently, or you want something special color-wise, let us know. Thanks purr checkin' us out! The Captain and Mac the Wife (AKA Mallory and McCall) and Butch |
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| SEND US A PICTURE OF YOUR PIRATE PUSS PLUNDERING AND PILLAGING WITH PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS! |
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| Each night The Captain personally tests every one of his creations. If it's not pawed by the Captain it's not a genuine PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS! |
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| The Goonies (Yum! The bigger the better! sez Pirate Puss) will fly you tp the Mallory & McCall Home Page |
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| All ya people pirates'll wanna be checkin' out Mal 'n' Mac's PiRATE PRiMITiVE wherein all this started. Here yeow can pounce on fabulous Classic Caribbean Piratical hand-knotted an' strung neckpieces an' dangles at ridiculously low prices! Give 'er a look by clickin' on the bedecked skull with your mouse (yummy!) at right!! Purrs to ya! Butch |
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| Ah! A nice night romp--jus' me an' me Captain! |
| Got it! 'Dee! Watcha want! I'm busy! ('Dee is Tweedledee, me litter-mate and one o' two very identical twins. Even I can't tell 'em apart, an' we all crawled out o' the same porthole!) |
| "Aye, Sis, sure ya can play with it--sometime." (Aye, sometime, like when these steps weigh anchor an' set sail fer Tortuga!) |
THE ADVENTURES OF BUTCH "THE KARIBBEAN KITTY" |
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| Where'd it go??? O, Captain! Me Captain! Bring it back! Pleeeze! I didn't mean it! She can play! Really! Drat. It's all Dee's fault. |
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| PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS Ordering Instructions (For further descriptions read material on the left.) Prices for standard Cat Enchanters are: Regular: $12 (best for playing from above or hanging) Extra Long: $13 (additionally grand for tossing and dragging) Add Catnip: $1 extra (encourages initial interest--naturally grown) Extra-Thick Tarred Cord with Large Ball: $1 extra Different colored beads by order: no charge Extra-fancy (ie. more beads, more tassels, sinnet braiding [like the belt dangles] or other ideas you might have) are slightly extra--or a lot extra if you have a very pampered pussy. Pay with PayPal (see button) or Email us for instructions. For a limited introductory time SHIPPING IS FREE (in the continental U.S.)! Play tip! Try dangling the toy from a stick or pole for the best puss fishing. |
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| "Hey, youse guys! They call me Tuff Guy. Next time I play!" "ARE YOU KIDDIN'???" |