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   ---Albatross
                   
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"THE FAMILY JEWELS" (BELOW) ARE WORN BEFORE OR AFTER THE SWASH IS BUCKLED, TWEAKING THE IMAGINATION OF THE MOST DARING ROVERS!  IT'S N120.  CLICK THE PIC FOR MORE INFORMATION.
"THE SAILOR'S FRIEND" IS ANOTHER BALL AND SINNET NECKPIECE MADE TO SERVE MANY PURPOSES.  CLICK ON N225, ABOVE.  TO LEARN ALL ALL YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT ITS TREASURES.
"FIGHTIN' FIST" WITH ITS PUNCHING BAG SHAPE, IS ALSO A TALISMAN, AS WELL AS A RIP-ROARER,  IT'S NUMBER N215
N215
"CARRY A BIG FIST" LIVES UP TO ITS NAME WITH ONE OF THE LARGEST MONKEY'S IN THE PP COLLECTION.  CLICK TO READ MORE.  IT'S N174 ABOVE
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IT'S TIME TO STRIKE UP THE BAND AND LET THE "DANCING RIGADOONS" (RIGHT) STRUT THEIR STUFF!  GIVE A LISTEN TO #N233 AND SWING ALONG!
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On the left be "HEMPEN HEARTIES," certainly one of the most primitive in the PP line.  It's inexpensive and just the thing for the pirate who likes to go native.  Click on N31
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N225
N120
"BLUE MOONS" IS LONG AND LIGHT, THE PERFECT PIECE TO SET OFF YOUR MOST DASHING DUDS!  CLICK N79
N79
IT'S "BAMBOOTY" ON THE LEFT.  AND YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD TO SHAKE YOURS.  JUST ASK MAC!  YOU SHOULD SEE THE BALLS BOUNCE!  THAT'S N40 AND IT'S ON SALE!!!  CLICK THE PIC FOR DETAILS.
SALE
N40
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"ATLAS UNPLUGGED" IS ONE OF THE MOST POWERFUL PIECES IN PP.  YOU SEE, URANUS SUPPORTS ATLAS WHO IN TURN SUPPORTS THE GLOBE OF THE WORLD.  DOSEN'T MAKE SENSE?  WE KNOW, BUT WE HAVE TO SAY  SOMETHING, DON'T WE?  CLICK ON N220 ABOVE AND READ IT ALL.
CLAIM YOUR PIECE OF THE SKY WITH "SHOOTING CRYSTAL BALLS." A GRAND PIECE TO WEAR OR, IN A REAL PINCH,  PLUNDER THE GLASS BALLS FOR DISTINCTIVE  SHINING AMMO!  N102
WE CALL IT "THE JEWEL CRAB" JUST BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE IN THIS PICTURE.  MAYBE BY THE TIME YOU GIVE IT A CLICK IT WILL HAVE ANOTHER VIEW.  N119
THE MAGIC HAT HOLDS "BLACK BARQUE." HOW IT GOT THIS WAY CAN ONLY BE FOUND OUT IF YOU CLICK ON IT.  N132
THE CAPTAIN MAY BE KNOWN FOR HIS DARING AND HIS BARITONE VOICE, BUT SOME MAY NOT KNOW HOW MUCH HIS SATORICAL ASPECT MEANS TO HIM.  "THE FINISHING TOUCH" TO HIS GARB IS ALWAYS A PP PIECE (OR MAC WOULD BRAIN HIM WITH HER BELAYING/ROLLING PIN.)  TO THE LEFT IS N121 MADE TO COMPLETE ANY OUTFIT.
ON THE RIGHT IS "SHORELEAVE," FEATURING THREE PAWNSHOP BALLS (DID THEY USE THOSE BACK THEN?)  AT ANY RATE, AS THE FISTS BOUNCE ABOUT, THE SWASH BUCKLES AND ALL IS TRUE TO THE LIFE OF A ROVER.  THAT'S N163.  CLICK  RIGHT
ME HEARTIES!  BE YE SO BRAVE WITH YOUR SWASH THAT A RAT CRAVING A PP PIECE WILL SPUR YOU INTO ACTION?  CAN YOUR MOUSE OUT-CLICK THIS FIERCE CREATURE AND LET YOU TAKE A LOOK AT "TRITON'S GOLD"?  GO ON.  SHOW YOUR STUFF.  N114 AWAITS RESCUE!
NOW BLUEBEARD (FAR RIGHT) WAS KNOWN FOR HIS SPECIAL TREATMENT OF WOMEN.  WE ALSO KNOW NOW--BECAUSE WE'VE SEEN HIM IN THE FLESH--THAT'S HE'S REALLY NOT THE BAD GUY HE'S BEEN MADE OUT.  SO, IN HIS HONOR, WE'VE CREATED "BLUEBEARD'S FANCY." CLICK ON EITHER PIC TO GET A LOOK.  N48.  ONE WARNING.  CAPT. BEARD HAS CLAIMED IT ALREADY BUT YOU CAN READ ABOUT HIS UPCOMING MOVIE.
HERE IN THE NET IS "DARK PASSAGE," SO NAMED BECAUSE OF THE STORY IT TELLS.  WILL THE SHIP SURVIVE?  WILL THE CREW SURVIVE?  CLICK TO READ N125'S STORY.
BELOW IS "DOG WATCH," WHICH SEEMS TO US TO BE A RATHER ODD JOB AT SEA.  BUT IT'S ON SALE AND HAS A SAUCY TARRED TASSEL.  N63
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N114
N163
N121
"TIDE TREASURE" IS FOR THOSE SPECIAL DAYS WHEN YOU UNBUCKLE YOUR SWASH AND GO WADING IN THE TIDE POOLS (WITHOUT YOUR BUCKET BOOTS, WE HOPE).  IT'S N10
N10
"PIRATE POWER" LIVES UP TO ITS NAME, WITH BOLD BROWN WOOD BEADS, FIVE FISTS AND A BRILLIANT GLASS CENTER DROP.  AND THIS IS ON SALE. AVAST, YE MATES.  GIVE THE PICTURE ON THE RIGHT A CLICK AND ENTER THE FREY.  N21
N21
ON SALE
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NOW WHERE DOES THE CAPTAIN HANG THIS ONE?  IT'S A "SEA SNAKE" N55
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WE THOUGHT N30 WAS HERE LONG AGO ONLY TO DISCOVER A SNAKE TRIED TO EAT IT!  (NOT A SEA SNAKE, EITHER.)  CLICK TO THE LEFT FOR "BRIGHT BUCCANEER."
N30
N173
IS IT TRUE THAT "NO NOOSE IS GOOD NOOSE"?  TRY N173 IF YOU DARE!
N119
N132
N102
N48
N220
N125
THERE BE MYSTERY IN "SANGRA SAVAGE!" N17 (LEFT) TELLS THE FURTHER ADVENTURES--OR PERHAPS THE PRE-STORY--TOLD IN N132 (WAY ABOVE).  MAGIC WHEN YOU CLICK!
HARMLESS LOOKING ISN'T IT?  THIS NECKPIECE/LANYARD (BALL THROUGH THE LOOP), DANGLE AND MORE CAN BE VERY DANGEROUS.  AND THIS TIME WE ARE QUITE SERIOUS.  "GLASS GRANADE" IS NOT FOR THE JUNIOR PIRATE AND MUST BE HANDLED WITH CARE.  READ MORE AT N257, LEFT
TO THE RIGHT ON THE CAPTAIN'S ARM CAN BE SEEN "JOLLY TAR," OF WHICH MORE MAY OR MAY NOT BE DISCOVERED BY CLICKING ON THE PICTURE, N131.
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