| PiRATE PRiMiTiVE Neckpiece #N27 (Numbers do not always reflect the order of creation. N72, "Kraken!" was made first. It may now be found hanging out with Davy Jones' Jewels, which see) "MOTHER OF KRAKEN!!!" After the serendipitous creation of the initial Kraken neckpiece, we researched that monster's geneaology* and discovered a bono fide Mother of Kraken. All the elements of the original, and more! Mom's seven balls are set off by a rainbow of fancy glass beads--no doubt the result of the many colorful prey that she ingested before our Chief Gunner, and bass player, harpooned her flank and reeled her in. Neckpiece #27, as she has been dubbed by the unimaginative, is one of the most remarkable pieces of wearable Pirate art to be torn from the fingers of PiRATE PRiMiTiVE! Blood well may have been spilled to capture her, but we can give you every assurance that after you have remitted the purchase price, she'll be meek as a squid when she's conveyed to your domicile by a sworn government agent. Was $75. ON SALE FOR A VERY LIMITED TIME: $65.00! *Now that we have mapped the entirety of our Kraken's genome, we are pleased to report that you can acquire yours with impunity. |
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