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Neckpiece #N29





"CANNIBAL'S DELIGHT"

Any rightous carnivore--or pirate who can bravely pilfer from such a gourmand--would delight in this three-fisted faux (wooden) bamboo and painted bead ornament.  It's so lightweight that you'll never know you are wearing it, but it will protect you from marauding hungry natives as they will recognize one of their own.  Originally priced at one ear, a toe and two spleens, it may be purchased at the far more civilized price of $32.50. That be Neckpiece #N29.
SALE, $29.00 POSTPAID.

OH, AND MAY WE INTRO ANOTHER MEMBER OF THE
PiRATE PRiMiTIVE STAFF, THE MEZO-AMERICAN DEVIL.  HE WON'T TELL US HIS NAME, SO WE WILL HAVE TO  GIVE HIM ONE.  ANY IDEAS?  HE CERTAINLY LIKES TO PLAY WITH THE PP AND WEAR PP EARBOBS (SEE EARBOBS). 

MAC'S MOTHER WAS AN AMATEUR ARCHAEOLOGIST IN MEXICO AND BROUGHT BACK SEVERAL PIECES, MANY QUITE OLD, SOME  NOT.  EVEN THE EXPERTS CAN'T ALWAYS TELL..  THE PROBLEM IS NOW WE DON'T KNOW WHICH IS WHAT!




Pirate Primitive Puss

Sinnet & Ball
Dangles & Lanyards

Captain's Favourites

Mac's Picks

Davy Jones' Jewels

Who or What is PP?

Mallory & McCall/
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