| PiRATE PRiMiTiVE Pirate Pectoral Neckpiece # N219 |
| "MONKEY GO 'ROUND" Listen! Can't you just here the music of the monkey band? The banging of cymbals, the hooting, the drumming on termite hills? Dosn't it made you want to do the Monkey (for those of you around in the '60, at least). Imagine now all five of these fists bouncing with the tune, or in time with your sword play or...? Perhaps the balls would jiggle in my lady's cleavage? Or on my lord's bulging pectoral (defination #1 on Pirate Pectoral Page). N219 (for that be it's number) also features black glass beads, painted brown ones and is strung on dark red dyed nylon with a bead and loop closure. This be a merry bargain at only $38.43. Why 43 cents? That goes to the monkeys. If this appeals to you, also check our new PIRATE PECTORAL department. It's on the mezzanine to the left. |
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| OH! THOSE PESKY MONKEYS HAVE DANCED AWAY SOMEWHERE AND WE HAVEN'T CAUGHT 'EM YET! BUT WE WILL. IF YOU WOULD LIKE THIS PIECE, EMAIL US AND WELL SEND OUT THE POSSE! |