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"ALAS POOR YORICKS"

Somewhere there be a folio containing long lost  works of the Bard and featuring a family of pirates of the name of Yorick.  It seems, as the play discloses, that these brothers came upon a sad end when they attacked another, braver pirate band, thinking their disguised ships to be none but lowly merchants.  Now far be it from us to plagiarize from such a source, even if the MS has not yet been unearthed, but to do so in "wearable art" seems to be quite suitable.  Indeed, quite necessary.

Now truth in advertising bades us to tell that the bust of the Bard as shown is less than the size of life.  We would not wish you to be misled.  However well the piece looks in the picture it would look all the better decorating a real pirate's neck.  Considering all the trouble shrinking all those heads down to tiny carved Tibetan skulls (21, in fact), and the mosaic hand placed into the turquoise spheres, and the effect of age pitted onto the glass cylinders, and the shine like pearls on the clear pony beads on each drop, and the time and care Mac put into the tying of the monkey's fist knot, one must know that the bard is being well respected--if not here in the the quality of this prose.  We can say, however, that this tribute, with its sliding bead that allows careful adjustment of the length as you like it when placed around your neck, is well worth the $45.00 we are asking.  The bankers at the place of PayPal will be most happy to take your measure.  Or, send to us the E-mail and all will be well that ends.  
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