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| PAYPAL ORDER INSTRUCTIONS PLEASE NOTE! For reasons no self-respecting pirate can understand, PayPal will take orders for only one item unit! Now we think that's more than a bit crazy, but until we have a long palaver with them (the scum!!!), we have to make our own pirate secret code. Here's how it works: Want one copy? Easy. Ask for one (1) copy of Kings. Pay $15. Want two?? Ask for one(1) copy of Kings Two. Get it? And ya pay fer two and we'll know what ya mean. ($30) Want the Holiday Special (three for $35?) Ask for one (1) Holiday Special. Want six CDs? Ask fer 1 Holiday Special Two. Have a huge, complex order? Way to go! Or totally confused? Questions? Want it sent to yer secret island? Want to hire us for yer party on that island? You can email us at SkeletonCrewPirateBand@MalloryandMcCall.com. We know it's confusing to have to order in code. But--Hang in there! It's worth it! And we pay the postage on all US orders! No matter how gigantic! Remember, just order one (1) and then tell us in the description how many ya want of what! That'll show PayPal! Try an' mess up pirates, will they!!! Yo, Ho, Ho!!!! (Don't forget our Sampler CD--a few are left--and our book And Then We Wrote...and Re-Wrote!) |
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| Now, no righteous rover would be without a copy o' this cutlass-clashing, rollicking, frolicking treasure o' 72 minutes o' timber- shivering pirate music! Play it fer the Holidays and beyond! And, fer the rest o' this year we be havin' a giftin' special: We be pirates, true, but right now we be in that holiday sharin' spirit, so when ya buy Two (2) copies o' "Kings of the Sea" ya get another fer only $5. They usually be $15 each, but if ya buy fer yer friends ya get a deal worthy of any buccaneer! Click on the special PayPal logo, over on the right, and we'll send ya yer music by fast packet boat as soon as we be gettin' yer order. And we pay the post! So, hurry! The year be endin' soon! |
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| CLICK ON THE SKULL KING FOR SONG LISTS AND MORE ABOUT "KINGS OF THE SEA"! |
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| Heave to, Mates! There still be time to order Yearend Sale copies of the Skeleton Crew Pirate Band's CD "Kings of the Sea" |
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