THE SKELETON CREW PIRATE BAND
You've heard about them, the scourge of the Pirate Stage, it's THE SKELETON CREW PIRATE BAND!

Well now, a lot of buccaneers have signed on for a sail or more, but now-a-days the Crew consists of the Captain, Mac the Wife and Black Patch Patterson, killer pennywhistler and strummer. 

Most lately, we've press-ganged Dennis Gilmore, who, as you see below, is also the producer of our upcoming CD, "And Then We Wrote...and Re-Wrote..." which has a companion book of the same name.  The CD is in the works, but the book is available NOW!  Just send $15 (introductory sale price, regularly $19.95) plus $2.50 shipping and the like to:  Mallory Geller, PO Box 191084, Los Angeles, CA  90019. Or e-mail us (that's MalloryandMcCall@Yahoo.com, in case you didn't notice) and tell us you want one.  It's an EMPEROR MUNG Publication!  You'll never have another chance for another book quite like this one!

While waitin' for the full CD to be ready, why not be the first of your crew to get a copy of our ROUGH DRAFT SAMPLER CD. You get rough cuts of SIX FULL-LENGTH SONGS for $10, and we'll even pay for the shipping.  Once again, send your check to Mallory at the P.O. Box above.

NEW! Go to the bottom of the page and click to find some free sheet music!
Black Patch Patterson, Mac the Wife and Capt. Barfolomew Mal de Mer
Vintage Skeleton Crew with their new Ship
Newly recruited Dennis "Cannonball" Gilmore discusses strategy with the Captain.  Or is it the correct lyrics for the next song?
The tide turned.  CD producer Dennis Gilmore and Mac have a few words about musical style with the Captain.  Here, it's Dennis' ship!
A Pirate's Life for Me!
Patch is happy because he's in more photos in "Marooned's Scrapbook."  CLICK on his smile!
yo, ho, yo, ho, yo, ho, yo...
NOT "YO HO, YO HO" AGAIN!

NO!  CLICK ON MAC'S HAT TA GO BACK A PAGE AND GAZE AGAIN ON THOSE LOVELY PIRATICAL FACES!
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