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| "LOVE NOOSE," #N12 (above) is simple choker to delight your lady faire. It features an art-glass style bead above it's inch-wide tarred ball. Accenting the design are green and orange glass "pony beads" and a translucent sphere of green/gold. Tied with waxed cotton cord, this dainty necklace is 19" around the neck with a 3 1/4" pendant. Originally worth three hogs, a burro and the chief's daughter, it may now be purchased for $15. |
| "MONKEY DROP" is an especially striking streaked orange glass bead that sets off the one-inch ball on this choker, further accented with patterned wooden and glass beads. Fastens at 20" around. Ask for Neckpiece #N13--A treasure easily worth a double handful of silver pieces of eight, or nine or even ten! Take it for $18 and savour your perspicacious purchase! |
| Neckpiece #N14, AKA "24 KARAT FISTS" (above) may well be the first of the PiRATE PRiMiTiVE crown jewels. Seven, yes, you read it right, seven superb fists ornament this fabulous piece. Fit for a pirate emperor or emperess, this is a must have. Hurry, lest some rival procure this treasure first! ER... fist! Adjusts down from 35 inches around the neck with sliding bead for security. Once priced at 4999 gold Reales, but yours now for a veritable pittance of $44 with special free shipping. SALE $40 |
| Neckpiece #N18(above) is truly elegant jewelery suited for that special "CAPTAIN'S BALL." Five Monkey's knots grace colored glass and wooden beads in a classic stlye. 23" around. Once priced at 30 silver bars, you now can steal it for only $37 |
| "MIDNIGHT WATCHER" Is the nighttime your right time? Then check out Neckpiece #N20 (below). A huge 1 1/2" Monkey's Fist is the centerpiece for this mysterious collection of earthy tones, both glass and wood. It adjusts with a slide bead at the back from 27" around down to 13"! Perfect for your loverly's shrunken head, or wearing on the night watch, or with that ever-in-style basic black pirate ensemble. 499 Reales might have purchased it long ago. Now you need only $19.50. |
| Neckpiece/Dangle Combo Style #N1/D1 "THE HANGING BALL" Do you shun ostentation? Try a simple Monkey's Fist knot on a tarred cord. Can be worn around the neck or looped through a belt. It's Dangle #1. Ask about different ball sizes! (After all, we are not all equally endowed!) The above is about an inch across and will cost you only $7.50. Let us know and we'll create one just for you. Click for close-up. |
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| "DISCUS DANCER" N230 (above) is a polished shell plaything of the monkies. Come to think of it, where are they? They danced away, leaving their toy behind for Mac to string with skulls and fancy glass beads to make a plaything for some saucy pirate. This plethora of shine and color is $37.50. $37.00 flat if you find our monkeys. |
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| Neckpiece #N9 is obviously "KNOTICAL" (right), and one of the first Mac created. Its magnificent inch-and-a-half center ball serves as the perfect fulcrum of this three-ball special. Entirely of tarred cord, it is therefore even more authentically "Knotical." (Because of the slight possibility of the tar rubbing off the back of the neck or other such places, Mac has begun to coat over the tar as well as using other stringing materials of late, though we have worn tarred cord for years without problems.) Adusts down from 27" around the neck with a sliding bead. Skuttlebut has it this one was once traded for a hold full of turtles. Special! Reduced from $35 to $30.00! |
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| "CRYSTAL WHITE CAPS" N246 The sun dances on the water and the very tips of the wavelets look just like ice crystals. This is the Caribbean. And this is a beautiful rendition of that wonder you can wear about your neck! This is one of Mac's favorites--she's always wanted to do an all glass crystal necklace, monkey's fists and all. Click on the picture and read its story. |
| "ALL CHOKED UP!" This choker, Neckpiece #N11 (below), will bring pure joy to the right pirate, one with a slender, dainty neck (not the rope-stretched kind, of course). All in browns, it reveals exquisite buccaneer taste. Measure the recipient's neck first! (That could take some explaining!) At 16 1/2", with a 4" pendant, it fits Mac just fine! 15 gold ducats would be fair, but now a modest $15 will allow you to call it your own. |
| SKULL CHARMS - "SILVER" & "GOLD" We did not create these lovelies, we just "found" 'em and want to share 'em. We have no idea what the brilliant metal is, or what lies beneath it, but the workmanship is very nice and the jaws jiggle in a superbly diabolical manner as you move about. Included is a cord (choice of Black or Brown), or, if you'd rather, Mac will attach matching ear wires at no extra cost when you buy two. Order Skull-S for "silver," Skull-G for "gold." Add BL or BW for Black or Brown cord and Earrings for a pair with ear wires. If that doesn't confuse you, email us with your order! One skull is $7; two are $12. Special discount for earring/ pendant set: $15. Hurry, we may not find many more! FOR OTHER PP EARRINGS CHECK OUT EARBOBS. |
| "PIRATE CHIC" Simply marvelous glass beads of black and orange are featured in this design for the fashion-minded marauder. Just the thing to wear in the cozy crow's nest! Sold once for a brace of superlative dueling pistols and two crows, you may take it aloft for $35.00. Its #N144. |
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| "PIRATE POWER" The piratical power radiating from Neckpiece #N21 (above) is a sight to behold when dangling down the muscular chest or the heaving breast of a gallant rover! Measuring at it's fullest a magnificent 38" around (may be shortened by sliding bead), this splendid adronment is sure to strike envy in the heart of friend or foe alike. Centered by a resplendent brilliant glass sphere and accented by four fists, in the golden age, you'd have to sack a prize to get this one, but we offer it to you now for only $35! Ask for N21 SALE! $29 POSTPAID |
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| "CARNIVORE'S DELIGHT" (above) Any rightous cannibal--or pirate who can bravely pilfer from such a gourmand--would delight to join in play with this three-fisted faux (wooden) bamboo and painted bead ornament. It's so lightweight that you'll never know you are wearing it, but it will protect you from marauding hungry natives as they will recognize one of their own. Originally priced at one ear, a toe and two spleens, it may be purchased at the far more civilized price of $32.50. It's Neckpiece #N29. SALE $29 postpaid Mezo-American Devil not included. |
| THE FYNE PRINT: IT'S FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED, SO ACT FAST! The collection is made up of one-of-a-kind pieces that cannot be duplicated as we never know just what might be around to plunder for use in our creative efforts. So, in case of duplicate requests, the first Email or PayPal payment will take the prize. If you have paid and come in second or fifteenth, or... then we'll either offer a refund or you may choose to select another item. For your trouble, we'll give a special 10% discount if your new find is listed at a higher price. You can't lose, but you can win if you get your order in quickly! |
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| "A GLINT O' GOLD" highlights this basically brown neckpiece above (the photo color is slightly off). Simple, lightweight and positively perfect for your next flogging, be ye flogger or floggee. All the beads are wooden, some painted and some dyed with a velvety look, except for the golden glass pony beads. You can give up your longboat for such a treasure, or get it from us for only $19.50. Order Neckpiece #N92. ON SALE: $15.00 |
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| And the waves beat on! This is Neckpiece #N100, arguably the most elaborate piece Mac had yet to create. There are now over 200 PiRATE PRiMiTiVE creations with more to come. This double-stranded beauty has already been sold and is gracing the neck of Marooned's Lenora. But all's not lost. Start savin' your doubloons for the next wonder. It'll be worth a pirate king's ransom, but for you...well...a fellow pirate... |
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| BUTCH, THE KARIBBEAN KITTY is one of the first testers of the super-bewhiskered catnip-graced Cat Enchanters. Fortunately, the Captain didn't get a photo of kitty chasing Mac who was helping the pose by holding the Captain's creation. Only Amadeus, of Marooned, had caught one first and clinched the final form of the new product. To help your pirate puss get a paw on his or her new PiRATE PRiMiTiVE PUSS creation, sometimes handcrafted by the Captain Himself, you need only to shove some booty in our direction. Your cat will be happily crazed if you do! Fancy, bewhiskered versions are only $12 for the regular size (2 to 2 1/2 feet full-length ) or $13 for extra-long (3 to 4 feet plus). Specify with or without Catnip. All come with a "noose" at the top for adjustment, or for wearing around the neck (your's, not the kitty's!). Besides, there is already a small bone skull, inserted by the Captain, in the noose loop. Special orders for braided or extra-fancy models are welcome. Most feature red and/or light wood beads (we've been told that cats can only distinguish the color red). If your puss sees the world differently, or you want something special to match his litter box, let us know. |
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| "MOTHER OF KRAKEN!!!" You won't find a catch like this anywhere else than PP, or perhaps POTC! On sale for a limited time at $65. A wonder! |
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| WELCOME TO PiRATE PRiMiTiVE UNIQUE WEARABLE ART WITH A PIRATICAL TOUCH from Mallory & McCall "Crafty ol' Pirates" Perfect for shore or seafaring wear, these hand- crafted neckpieces, belt dangles, lanyards and the like are designed to evoke the golden age of the Caribbean pirates, with a bit of today's theatrical flair. Featuring authentic marlingspike knotwork and sinnet braid as crafted by generations of tall ship sailors, in nautical tarred cord, plus hand-dyed cotton cord, hemp and nylon (from our exclusive supplier in Nyle) the wearer is transported back to another time. We have searched the globe for unusual beads that evoke the early trade-style beads, plus crafted wooden shapes, bone skulls, Oriental beauties with inlaid patterns and artglass that catches the glow of the sun or the late watch deck lanterns, plus all sorts of other intriguing bits of stringable plunder. And most of the pieces feature one or more hand-knotted "Monkey's Fists," tied personally by Mac the Wife.* You will note that there are some imperfections in the hand-made materials. This is the authentic "PRiMiTiVE" period touch. SPECIALTY PIECES In celebration of the magic, wonder and just plain fun of the Caribbean Calypso Carnivale tradition, and Goddess Calypso herself, we are expanding with colorful "carnivale beads" suited for the pirate or goddess who craves fun and adventure. You can find them by clicking on the right. For the rover who seeks to proudly wear his or her piratical signature, what better than SKULLS! Check this page for designs featuring everyone's favorite ghoulish smiley face, hand-made in exotic climes. And check out the other pages, too. Much more has been added including adornments suited to Davy Jones. HOW THE DISPLAY PAGES WORK: On these pages you will find "thumbnail" photos of some of the PiRATE PRiMiTiVE neckpieces, belt dangles and more over which Mac the Wife has shed blood (well, only occasionally!) and the Captain has kneaded his Silly Putty. New pieces will be added often until Mac's hands are so tarred that feathers stick to them and the Captain has run out of clay. Click on the thumbnail for a larger photo and a detailed description of each piece. Please be patient if the hi-rez photos load slowly on some computers. THE INTRODUCTORY DEAL: As an introduction to PiRATE PRiMiTiVE, we will offer FREE SHIPPING for a limited time, so get yours early. As we have not set up the more complicated PayPal account, you may click on the PayPal button, give the number(s) of the PP pieces you cannot live without, and fill in the price. We trust your addition. Sorry for the inconveniece. We'll get it all ship-shape shortly. Otherwise, drop us an Email and we'll give you instructions on how to place an order directly. Remember, however, these are unique pieces and we offer them on a first-come-first-served basis (see note below). *Absolutely no monkeys were harmed in the creation of these objects d'art! |
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| "PIRATE PARTY" #N194 is made up of colorful carnivale beads, pirate style, what with it's skulls and glass art beads galore. Double strung and ready to party. But don't toss these fancy beads from your float..er..boat! A steal at twenty gold doubloons, you can snare it for only $40.00. Click on to those Pay Pal folk after you click on to the picture |
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| WHAT! NO FISTS HERE AS WELL? It's true. But an array of unusal skulls more than makes up for the lack. This is one of our new SKULLS! collection. It features, well, skulls, as well as other piratical pretties. #N197 with Tibetan silver and a glowing Raku glazed skull is one of our favorites. Only $42.00 for the shimmer of "CALYPSO DANSE MACABRE." The Monkeys are missing a lot of fun by carting off those fists!! |
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| TROPICAL NUTS, a monkey's fist, colorful beads--some created in clay by the Captain--all these make up N208. Lightweight to wear, delightful to hold and Heaven to... er, no. Wrong song! Anyway, click on the picture for more information or see it in person at the No Quarter Given booth at west coast tall ship and pirate events. |
| Neckpiece #N219, "Monkey Go 'Round" (above) Listen! Can't you just hear the music of the monkey band? The banging cymbals, the hooting and the drumming on that termite mound? And five monkey's fists juggling on mylady's cleavage? Or my lord's bulging pectoral? Click on the picture and find out more. It is a merry bargain at only $38.43 (the.43 is for the monkeys, if we can catch 'em). And check out other Pirate Pectoral pieces on our new page |
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| "WHEEL OF FORTUNES" How many skulls can one pirate snare? Click on the picture of #N226 above and we'll help you count with a close-up view.. Even the spacers are Tibetan silver s-ulls (no need to buy a vowel). And an elegant burnt jade skull scared off the usual monkey's fist that would normally be the center-jewel! The price for this all hand-made wheel is $43.00, post paid. |
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| "YELLOW SUNGLOW" has two linked monkey cannonballs in case you need to load up in a hurry! N191 above is a bargain at $37.00. Read why by clicking on the picture. |
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| "THE WILD ROVER" For the pirate who not only sailed the Caribbean but also the Indian and Pacific Oceans, we present the apt souvenir of his or her adventures. Featuring 15 miniature hand-carved Tibetan bone heads and other exotic finds, read more by clicking your trigger finger on N168 above. Only $38.00 with no powder burns. |
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| "MRS LOVETT'S CANDY" We have heard that a fellow who might well be Captain Jack's brother is now carving heads over a pastry shop in London Town. If you were to check, you might find some candy goodies much like #N207 above. Buy them from us--it's safer! Payment plans: 103 pieces of eight, 27 Spanish doubloons, 16 French Pantaloons or $39.00. |
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| "AZURE CASCADE" (below) is one of the new "Pirate Pectoral" series for your plundering enjoyment. In the spirit of true pirates, we are lowering (no! that can't be right!) yes, lowering the prices of some of the pieces during the intoductory period. So, instead of $45, this wonder is only $35 for a very short time. Click the pic and find the booty! N235 |
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| So now Mac found herself at #N200. Should she try and outdo #N100? Not really. It is one of a kind and so should be its sister ship. It should have more balls, she decided to top the other, but that was it. Her exotic bead agent sent her a box of beautiful mosaic milleflore red beads. Those had to go on it! And one of the colors on the beads was just the match for some small blue ones already in her stash. Well, "Knot's Away" and at it she went. This time not trying so much for elegance but a peak at the ancient world. The title, in that vein, was "The Jolly Monkeys." Well, monkeys are ancient, too. Figure it out, we can't. Click for more information. And #N300 can't be far in the future. Any ideas? |
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| "BARBADOS QUEEN" is a real treasure with its fancy colored art glass beads. Certainly fit for the queen of the Carnivale. Find it in our Calypso Carnivale Collection or by clicking on the picture above. $45.00 N148 |
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