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PiRATE PRiMiTiVE
CALYPSO CARNIVALE COLLECTION
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WELCOME TO
CALYPSO CARNIVALE!
a new PiRATE PRiMiTiVE line of body ornaments crafted especially for the discerning pirate or goddess of the deep.  In the spirit of the music, rum, partying, rum, beads, dance, rum and all that means Carnivale to a proper Caribbean rover, we offer the gayest, most colorful assortment of adornments imaginable.  We have searched the wide world over to find special, unique elements and combined them into just the piece for which you have always yearned.  Perfect as a gift for yourself or your favorite other.
Below are a few examples of the Calypso Carnivale Collection.  Although each is one-of-a-kind, incorporating materials pirated from the seven seas and that may never be found again, we are constantly creating new pieces, so be sure to email us with your wants and needs.

CLICK ON THE PHOTOGRAPHS FOR MORE DETAILED LOOKS, FOR COMPREHENSIVE DESCRIPTIONS, FOR PRICES, AND TO LEARN HOW YOU CAN GET THESE TREASURES STOWED SAFELY IN YOUR OWN PRIZE CHEST!

Please note that the photos* may sometimes fail to do justice to the actual vivid, vibrant colors.  We're pirates, and we're expert at *taking booty, not pictures!
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CAN YOU DISCOVER THE MYSTERY
THAT IS SAID TO FOLLOW THE SPARKLING BEAD ON N106,
"SEA WEED"? GIVE IT A CLICK BELOW--AND YOU'LL EVEN DISCOVER THAT IT IS PRICED TO STEAL!
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SKULLS!

Pirate Primitive Puss

ON SALE!

Pirate Pectoral

Swashbuckler

Sinnet & Ball
Dangles & Lanyards

ON SALE!

Davy Jones' Jewels

Captain's Favourites

Mac's Picks

Who and What is PP?

The Mallory & McCall/
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INDEX
IT'S CALLED THE "OCTOPUS' GARDEN." CLICK TO
FIND OUT WHY.  N118
"SEA STARS"
CLICK FOR MORE
THIS IS "SHORELEAVE." DO THREE MONKEY'S FIST BALLS EQUAL A PAWN SHOP AWAITING YOU?  CLICK IT!  N163
"MONKEY HEAR NO EVIL..." WHOOPS!  THESE ARE GARGOYLES!
CLICK IT!
DON'T YOU DARE TOSS THESE CARNIVAL BEADS!  JUST CLICK THE PICTURE!  DON'T YOU KNOW THAT N148 IS "BARBADOS QUEEN"?
"PARTY TIME IN TORTUGA!"
NO, DON'T YOU DARE  "EAT ME!"  N16
BALLS!
CLICK ON PICTURES
FOR MORE INFORMATION
AND PRICES!
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FIND THE ROMANCE OF "RED PAGODA" BY CLICKING ON THE TASSEL.  N90
N158 (BELOW) IS ONE OF OUR FEATURED PIECES, EVOKING THE BOLD "CARIBBEAN SUN." CLICK ON THE PICTURE TO LEARN MORE.
THE NECKPIECE TO THE LEFT IS "BLACK AND YELLOW PRIVATEER." CLICK ON IT FOR A BETTER LOOK. IT'S N167
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"PIRATE PARTY!" N194 ALMOST SHOUTS AS IT GLITTERS IN THE SUNLIGHT.  LACED WITH SKULLS AND COLORFUL HAND-MADE GLASS BEADS, THIS IS A REAL BEAUTY.  COME ON, GIVE IT A CLICK AND MAKE MAC HAPPY.
CLICK ON THE IMAGES FOR MORE INFORMATION AND PRICES
SAUCY SKULLS PEER OUT FROM BETWEEN MULTI-COLORED ART GLASS BEADS, TIBETAN SILVER SKULL SPACERS AND HAND-DYED RUSTY ORANGE NYLON.  FANCIFUL AND FUN, IT'S N196, "SKULLS A-POPPIN" ON THE RIGHT AND THE LEFT!
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CLICK ON THUMBNAILS FOR COMPLETE DESCRIPTIONS AND BIG PICTURES!
N181 - "THE MONKEYS' CARNIVALE BALL"
N177 - CALYPSO CAPERS
N180 - "RED ASIAN SUN"
N172 - "RED LIGHT"
N169 - "ORANGE FIRE"
N189 - "HEAD HUNTER"
(ALL SKULLS) BELOW
N197 "CALYPSO DANSE MACABRE"
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"LET THE HEADS ROCK AND ROLL!"
ON SALE FOR LIMITED TIME.
CLICK FOR MORE!  N175
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N209 - "NIGHT OF THE
CARNIVALE ZOMBIES"
"CONFETTI LOOPED" - N210
THE FAMILY JEWELS
N120-NO MATTER WHICH WAY YOU BUCKLE YOUR SWASH, YOU'LL WANT TO PROUDLY WEAR "THE FAMILY JEWELS!"
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TOSS THIS LOOP AND WIN THE PRIZE.  IT'S THE "WHEEL OF FORTUNES," VISITING FROM SKULLS! AND Pirate Pectoral N226
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CLICK THE PIX FOR A BIGGER VIEW AND MORE INFORMATION!
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HERE WE HAVE SOME OF THE THE FIRST OF THE BRACELETS FROM  PP.  THESE ARE  BUILT ON SILVERTONE COIL WIRE AND GO ROUND AND ROUND THE WRIST (OR EVEN THE NECK).  A GREAT COMPANION TO MANY OF THE PP PIECES.  CLICK ON THE PICTURE ABOVE FOR A LARGE IMAGE OF B1 AND THE ONE BELOW TO SEE THE COLORFUL B5 AND, SOON,  B2.
"CALYPSO CAROUSEL" IS A MERRY CHOKER FOR THE CARNIVALE MOOD. CLICK ABOVE FOR MORE!  N151
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INDEX
N224 IS ALSO APPROPRIATELY NAMED--"BLAZING BLUES" (ABOVE), FEATURING TINY TIBETAN SILVER SKULLS TO ACCENT THE GLOW.  SEE THE BIGGER PICTURE BY CLICKING THE LOWER PICTURE ABOVE.
"TROPIC GLOW" COULDN'T POSSIBLY BE BETTER NAMED (UNLESS YOU WANT TO GIVE IT A TRY!) .  IT SHINES IN THE BRIGHT LIGHT OF THE SUN OR THE MELLOW GLOW OF CANDLES WHILE BONE SKULLS PEER OUT BETWEEN THE BRILLIANT GLASS BEADS.  IT'S N204
SOLD
N200 - "THE JOLLY MONKEYS"
11 FISTS!  SOME KIND OF PP RECORD?  MAC WAS GIVING IT A TRY.
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"BLUE MOONS." LONG AND LIGHT, THE PERFECT NECKPIECE TO SET OFF YOUR MOST DASHING DUDS!  IT'S N79
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"CAPTAIN KANE'S DELICACY" HAS  A LONG, LONG STORY ATTACHED.  GO ON, CLICK THE PIC TO READ IT.  YOU KNOW YOU WANT TO.  THEN EMAIL US A BETTER ONE.  N170. KEEP TO THE THE CODE.
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*A NOTE REGARDING THE PHOTOGRAPHS:
None of the pieces have been retouched or edited (except, on occasion, for  background and color).  We guarantee that if you find a flaw, your piece will have that flaw just as shown.  The PPPromise!
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IF THIS IS THE BOTTOM OF "KARNIVAL KALEIDOSCOPE," CAN YOU IMAGINE THE REST?  SHADE YOUR EYES AND CLICK ON N234 TO THE LEFT.
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NEW TO PP IS PIRATE PECTORAL. N235 IS ONE OF SEVERAL THAT WILL BE DEBUTING IN THE NEXT WHILE.  THIS IS "AZURE CASCADE" AND IT'S ON INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT!
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SISTER SHIP TO N235 IS "HANG DOWN THOSE HEADS" AND, LIKE IT'S COMPANION, IS ON AN INTRODUCTORY SALE.  $10 OFF!  NOW THAT'S PIRATE PLUNDER.  DIG IT BEFORE IT'S LOST.
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INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT
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INTRODUCTORY DISCOUNT
#N86  AH!  THE BEAUTY OF THE ORIENT AS TOLD IN FABLE:  THE PLUM-LIKE COLOR TONES,  THE GRACEFUL LINES, AND, OF COURSE, THE WONDER OF THE MONKEY'S FIST.  MONKEY'S FIST!  CLICK ON "ORIENTAL INCENSE" TO THE LEFT AND SEE WHAT WE MEAN.
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SALE!
"DOUBLE HUNG" IS A SERNADE IN BLUE GLASS AND DEEP RED DYED AND WAXED WOOD BEADS.  BUT WHERE'S THE FISTS?  THEY ARE TALKING STRIKE.  CLICK N243, RIGHT
B2 - AVAILABLE SOON
VISITING FROM  SKULLS! IS THE  CARNIVALE- FRIENDLY "SKULL WHITE AND THE SIX SHRUNKEN HEADS." WITH THIS PIECE YOU'LL HAVE A BUILT-IN PARTY RIGHT ON YOUR NECK.  THAT'S N166. 
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Note:  This site is always under construction.  If you don't find a mistake we are not doing our job!
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FIRST IN THE SERIES OF "MAC'S PICKS," "BLOOD LUST" REEKS OF RED, RED AND A LONE MONKEY'S FIST (WITH A RED HEART, WE ASSURE YOU).  GIVE N244  A LOOK.
CALL THIS ONE "CELEBRATE" AND YOU'LL BE RIGHT IN THE PARTY.  IT'S REMARKABLE GREENS WOULD BLIND KRACKEN'S MOTHER!  IT'S N176 AND IT'S WAITING!
ABOVE IS N247, AKA "YELLOWEDBEARD." IF YOU DON'T KNOW OF HIS ADVENTURES WITH THE PIRATE FAIRY, YOU ARE MISSING SO, SO MUCH.
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IT'S BEEN THRU A LOT OF NAMES, POOR THING, AND WE'RE STILL NOT THERE.  WE HAD DISCUS DANGER, DANGLE, DROP AND A LOT WORSE.  IT IS FOR NOW "DISCUS DANCER" BECAUSE IT IS!  IT'S ALSO N230 AND YOU MAY GIVE IT ITS OWN NAME.
"CASCADE OF SKULLS" - N242
WE CAPTURED THE "CRIMSON DISCUS" OFF THE COAST OF MALABAR AND LASHED THEM TO THIS BRILLIANT NECKPIECE.  IT'S N128
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BE YE THE TYPE OF PIRATE WHO CHERISHES A SENSE OF STYLE?  THEN YE MUST SEND YOUR MOUSE TO THE PICTURE ON THE LEFT:  "PIRATE CHIC," N144
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PiRATE PRiMiTiVE
Pirate Inspired Jewelry
ONE OF THE RAREST AND MOST DIFFICULT BONE SKULLS TO FIND  IS THE OJIME SKULL FROM JAPAN.   HERE JOINED WITH SOME SMALLER FRIENDS, YOU CAN  FIND THE PP PRIZE.  CLICK "NINE HEADS ARE BETTER THAN ONE" AND FIND OUT WHY.  N143
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THIS BE A FINE PLACE TO INTRODUCE "CAPTAIN CONFETTI-BEARD" (N141) AND INVITE YOU TO COME TO HIS PAGE AND HEAR HIS TALE.  AFTER ALL, THERE ARE NOT MANY PIRATES WITH BEADS IN THEIR BEARDS.  ONLY BITS 'O FIRE.



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WHAT DO THE BARDS WEAR TO PARTY?  CHECK OUT "ALAS POOR YORICKS" N254 ABOVE
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WELCOME TO "MIDNIGHT CALYPSO" DO CLICK TO THE LEFT AND DISCOVER THE FULL STORY.  N84
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N62 COMEMORATES THE BURNING OF PANAMA CITY BY HENRY MORGAN (NOT YET A SIR).  PERHAPS THE INEXPENSIVE PRICE ON THIS PIECE COMMISERATES THE PITTANCE OF THE LOOT HE "SHARED" WITH HIS MEN.  "PANAMIAN FLAMES" (UPPER RIGHT).
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TIME TO CELEBRATE WITH "AURORA CARNAVALIS." BRIGHT, BRILLIANT AND SAUCY, YOU'LL FIND IT IF YOU CLICK ABOVE.   IT'S N164
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