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| These down below be Albatrosses--Goonies to us! When ya click on them, they'll take ya home: The M & Mc Home Page. These fellas are never lost! They tend to hang around, however ___ your neck! |
| And don't forget to check out our latest book (Yeah, some pirates can write--no need to "pirate" it--although Mac has a problem with that spelling stuff, "makes no sense!") called, like the CD, AND THEN WE WROTE...AND RE-WROTE... Included is our hit, "Wet Pirate Bones" and the new "Kings of the Sea." And, of course, our version of the "Derelict," all 15 men of 'em! |
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| From the Levy Sheet Music Collection. See Links Page 3! |
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| Warmin' up in the Captain's Cabin |
| Now the good folks at Disney didn't allow cameras for the performers who played on the Red Carpet at the Premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. We understood. This was taken before the action got going (Mickey couldn't wait) but if you search out the Puce X, that's about where we were! |
| Here's the Pirate King contemplating his hoped-for domain. He's at one of the grand Gold Coast Festivals in the Southern California area-- this one at Lake Casitas in 2005. To learn more about Gold Coast Festivals (where you'll often find us ranting and roaring) click on his picture. And, as "King of the Sea" you'll also find a large version under VISUAL ARTS) If he appears a bit smug, it may be that this very photo graces the cover of our CD, "Kings of the Sea." |
| SOME WILD MUSICAL PIRATES and some INTERESTING LINKS Well now, here be some images of what it's like to be a Professional Pirate. If ya want us to be part of your next sackin', partyin' and lootin', contact us at MalloryandMcCall@MalloryandMcCallcom. Now that's real hard to remember! Or come see us perform at the Gold Coast Festivals in Escondido, California or at Ojai. And you'll be sunk if you miss their Pirate Festival in late summer! Check out the GOLD COAST FESTIVALS website below for more details. That be our good friends MAROONED there singin' with Mac the Wife on uke. Ya can check out their website by clickin' on the group. Also, thar's MR LINCOLN gettin' some lessons in playing the pirate uke. Play, or else, Mr President! If you'd like Honest Abe at your event, contact him at his e-mail address down by his image. Also, ya will find contacts for NO QUARTER GIVEN, for information on just about everything pirate. Just click! |
| Mac's Albatross, AKA "Goonie." Even Pirates Have Pet Names! Like "Blubbering Billy" or maybe "PoopDeck Philomon." What would be your pirate name? |
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"We'll Rant and We'll Roar Like Bold Fighting Pirates" "Pirate Nancy Whisky" "Kings of the Sea" "This is My Night to Howl" |
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Maybe y'll be knowin' who we be--maybe not. Ya can find us at Renaissance an' Pirate Faires and Festivals, Tall Ship celebrations, an' a jolly lot of other places where such as us hang out when we're ashore. Oh, an' playing pirate music at some very lively private pirate parties (PPPs), as well. Maybe yours? We musically skulked an' pillaged an' plundered our way "Yo ho, Yo ho-in' " onto the Red Carpet at the Premiere of Pirates of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. Johnny Depp an' all them! They be some of our fav'rite pirates-We'd never try an' sink 'em! Not that we could, mind ya, Capt. Sparrow, if ya be listening! While lookin' forward to the Pirates of the Caribbean II we jus' happen to be recordin' our special version of "The Derelict: Fifteen Men on the Dead Man's Chest." That;s on our new CD, KINGS OF THE SEA, our all singin', all dancin' (your job), all pirate recordin' of--well, since y've guessed it, it's pirate music, pirate songs, pirate rants an' Dead Man's (and Lady's!) Chests! Need we say we played the song at the opening of POTC III? What fun! Our other CD in the works, AND THEN WE WROTE...AND RE-WROTE... has songs some ya Buccaneers, Rovers, an' the like will want to hear. All the tunes be written and/or adapted by Mallory and McCall, whoever they be. Ah, ya. That's us, too. Ya forget things when you're all at sea. So climb up the rat-lines, unfurl your Jolly Roger, knock your skull an' cross bones together an' set sail with us to hear more about us Musical Pirates an' see some blood thirsty-images. |
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| NO QUARTER GIVEN is dedicated to bringing news, information and great books and products to the modern "pyrate" community. These are actualy NICE pirates (yes, they exist--in fact most Pirates we sail with are good sorts. Even us, on occacion). If you want to know anything about the Pirate World, click on Mac to board their site. That's www.No Quarter Given.net if you have something against clicking on a uke playing pirate women with a fringed hat!! |
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| CLICK US UP FOR MAROONED'S WEB SITE. GO ON! WE LOVE IT! |
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| JUST PLUCK IT! MR PRESIDENT! (That's Don Ancell at Lincoln Impressions@Verizon.net) |
| NOW THAT'S WHAT I CALL A PROPER PISTOL! |
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| Captain Barfolomew Mal de Mer & Mac the Wife cordially welcome you to the Mallory & McCall PIRATE HOME PORT At this here dockin' ya'll be findin' a treasure chest of musical pirates who sing, play and act, well, generally dastardly! Most of all, ya'll be meetin' our best mates, THE SKELETON CREW PIRATE BAND. |
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| KINGS OF THE SEA, OUR CD IS HERE! CLICK ON THE COVER FOR MORE INFORMATION! |
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| We have been adding lyrics for some of our songs on the site for you to sing. Check these out for a start! |
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| ARE YA SPORTIN' PiRATE PRiMiTiVE YET? CLICK BELOW TO TAKE A LOOK. WE BE RIGHT PROUD OF WHAT WE BE DOING AND WANT TO SHARE IT! |
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